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Friday, February 6th, 2009
7:38 pm

Hello!

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Wednesday, August 31st, 2005
9:54 am - Look at picture then read the caption.



CAPTION:New Orleans Police Officer M. Wilson speaks to a resident on Canal Street, Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005, in New Orleans. The flooding in New Orleans grew worse by the minute, prompting the evacuation of hotels and hospitals.


I think it looks more like Officer Wilson is about to put a cap in this residents ass.

current mood: amused

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Thursday, July 3rd, 2003
1:46 pm
Shit

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Wednesday, December 18th, 2002
8:37 am

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Friday, May 24th, 2002
1:26 pm
http://www.bestcreatives.com/MadCow.html

current mood: amused

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Sunday, April 21st, 2002
7:01 pm
Paula just gave me this public service announcement:


Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers

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Sunday, March 31st, 2002
11:27 am - This Made Me Laugh Friday Night
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear In A Cab


10. "My brakes are shot, so when you get to your block just jump out"

9. "Why so shy, cowboy? Plenty of room up here"

8. "There's something wrong with the exhaust, so try not to breathe"

7. "Watch this guy's expression when I ram into his car"

6. "Damn, without my glasses I'm blind as a bat"

5. "Lemme see if I can drive with my mouth"

4. "Is your name Rick? The voices in my head are telling me to kill a guy named Rick"

3. "Guess who's in the trunk?"

2. "If I turn around and you don't have that seat belt on, so help me I'll punch a hole in you"

1. "Next stop -- Khandahar!"

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Friday, March 29th, 2002
10:06 am
HES BAD BAD LEROY BROWN - BADDEST MAN IN THE WHOLE DAMN TOWN - BADDER THAN OLD KING KONG - MEANER THAN A JUNKYARD DOG!!!!!

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10:00 am
Sorry Kids - Easter Is Cancelled

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Wednesday, March 20th, 2002
1:49 pm
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/ap20020318_780.html

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Monday, March 11th, 2002
3:18 pm - Just what you were looking for right?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1711593532

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Wednesday, March 6th, 2002
12:24 pm


I think thats one of my favorites!

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Monday, March 4th, 2002
9:00 am
Listen and see if you hear the joke.

http://flip.linnt.com/nice.swf

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Monday, February 25th, 2002
7:42 pm - JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY SHEA - WE'RE CALLING JIMMY!!
JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY SHEA - WE'RE CALLING JIMMY!!JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY SHEA - WE'RE CALLING JIMMY!JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY SHEA - WE'RE CALLING JIMMY!JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY SHEA - WE'RE CALLING JIMMY!

current mood: accomplished

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Monday, February 11th, 2002
9:01 pm

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Thursday, January 24th, 2002
9:27 am
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to
himself, "Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
"What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.

"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
"What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked "And are you teaching them to say 'two plus two, that son of a bitch is four'?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,
"What I taught them was 'two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

current mood: bouncy

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Tuesday, January 8th, 2002
4:04 pm - BRING IT AROUUUUUUUUND TOWNNNNN!!!!

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Sunday, January 6th, 2002
7:03 pm
http://www.angelfire.com/tn2/pullouts/index.html

current mood: amused

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Wednesday, January 2nd, 2002
7:14 pm - WOW
For someone who I dont deal with - they sure are up in my journal enough.

Domain: Time:
census.gov 10:37:24 am

And thats just today. Hmmph.

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Sunday, December 30th, 2001
9:50 am



Take the What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz

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